I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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