At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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