we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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