i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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