Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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