Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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