Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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