your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
No stitches, just platelets and will power
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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