It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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