is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I wear drunk well.
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