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Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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