Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
