They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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