you guys were way drunker than both of me
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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