So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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