what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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