your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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