At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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