The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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