I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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