So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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