i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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