is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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