i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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