i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
COCAINE IS GR8
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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