Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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