She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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