I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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