remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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