My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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