he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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