remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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