What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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