she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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