Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
