Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i now understand why vodka
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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