i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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