The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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