On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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