Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I yelled at your uterus for you.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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