pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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