The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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