Taylor Swift is so right about you.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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