You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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