Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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