I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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