Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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