the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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