just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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