Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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